THE MOLE 6: 2018

[DAY 30]

"Greetings, Agent"

"Your journey started one month ago, and tonight, it comes to an end"

"Immediately following your completion of the ranking, you will be escorted to a building where your cast-mates eagerly await your arrival"

"For this final ranking, there's 1 question, and only 2 possible answers"

"The question?"

"Who"

"IS"

"THE MOLE?!"

V: "Welcome viewers, to the live finale of

THE MOLE: SPY VERSUS SPY!!!"

V: "We have a LOT to get to tonight, so let us get right into the fray of it all!"

V: "To the right of me stand 3 elevators. The Winner, Runner-up, and Mole will each emerge from one of these elevators shortly.
We'll get to them later."

V: "But first, let's reintroduce this season's cast!"

V: "Starting with our first elimination..."

"Maddie Golden!"

"Ben Schiffer!"

"Zelinda von der Leyen!"

"Eva Gutierrez!"

"Governor Dave Byrd!"

"You knew her as Maya, but because this finale is LIVE in New York City of all places, she will remain in disguise as she is still under the Witness Protection Program. She goes by another name now, but to us, she remains as Maya Hansen!"

V: "Next executed was...
Paul Nugent!"

V: "And most recently eliminated we have...
Giles Kruger!"

V: "Now, you may have noticed we are down a number..."

V: "Unfortunately, yes, Pacco is no longer with us physically, BUT: his spirit lives on tonight during our grand finale! Since he was one of the Spies this season, we have a special segment of him which we'll show later, so look forward to that, ladies and gents."

V: "Who's ready now for the grand reveal??"

Maya: "I am!"
Ben: "Me too!"
Giles: "Me three!"

Governor: "I want to see who this little bitch or bastard is already."

V: "Now now, don't get too ahead of yourself, Gov. The first person we reveal is always the winner...
And please watch your language, there are CHILDREN watching!!"

Governor: "Pft. I don't care about children. They don't have the power to vote, so why waste my time trying to appeal to them?"

V: "...We're going to ignore that comment and instead focus our attention on the elevators!"

V: "Kaitlin, Tamela, and Wil are waiting down in the lobby. In just a moment, on our cue, they are going to go to the floor that they think we are on. Of course, only the winner was given the correct floor number. He or she will be greeted with colorful confetti, bright lights, and loud applause.

The other two will be greeted by nothing and nobody."

V: "Alright, Mole Production... Send 'em up!"

V: "One contestant will unknowingly arrive at the basement, another, the roof."

V: "As for our winner? She or he is arriving now."

V: "And the winner of The Mole: Spy vs Spy is..."

"KAITLIN HARLOW!"

Tamela: "Huh...?"

Wil: "What the--"

Tamela: "Where is everyone!?"

Wil: "WHY AM I ON THE ROOF?!?"

V: "Kaitlin. You seem like you're in another world right now!"
Kaitlin: "You know? I just might be..."

V: "What is this feeling like? Winning The Mole AND over a million dollars?!
$1,090,000 to be precise."

Kaitlin: "I-I don't even.... Gosh. I'm just so... wow. I'm just so overwhelmed right now, V. You have no idea."

Zelinda: "You go girl! I knew you would pull out this win!"
Eva: "Woot woot! Girl power!!"

Kaitlin: "Considering my childhood and everything I've gone through to get here... I'm just in complete and utter shock. If you had told me even a MONTH ago that I'd be standing here right now, in front of you and on air in front of millions of fans across the world, I'd laugh in your face and tell you to get the hell away from me. I... I just feel so incredibly lucky. And I really owe it all to you, V, for picking me off the streets just before the show. You saved me, and for that I am forever grateful."

V: "The grateful one is I. It has been a pleasure having you on the show, and an even better pleasure seeing such a strong woman of color dominate the season."

Kaitlin: "Thank you. I really appreciate your kind words."

V: "Alright. I think it's time to bring out that Mole. What do you think?"
Kaitlin: "I'm thinking you might be right!"
V: "You know what to do. Which elevator is the surviving spy in?"

Kaitlin: "That one's easy. The blue spy is in the blue elevator!"

V: "And you know who it is without a doubt?"

Kaitlin: "Of course. I've had them pegged along with the red spy since day 1."

*Kaitlin knocks*

Kaitlin: "Come on out of your hideout, you little skunk!"

V: "AND THE MOLE IS...."

"WILSON SAMPSON!"

*everyone applauds wildly*

Wil: "Hehehe, thanks everyone! It's been a stressful month, but surely one that I will never forget!"

V: "Wil, how long did you know that Kaitlin was onto you?"

Wil: "Oh, I know she's been onto me for ages. I tried SO incredibly hard to persuade her otherwise, but yeah, she's been gunning after me since week 1 and I was never able to get her off my tail."

Kaitlin: "Although, to your credit, I DID suspect Pacco more than you."
Wil: "Well, that's good to hear! Haha."

Wil: "Now if you don't mind V, I have someone I must attend to..."

Wil: "Maya, I am SO terribly sorry for lying to you all season... You literally have no idea how hard it was for me to lie to you day after day, that's part of the reason I was having so many breakdowns!"

Wil: "The guilt I felt after you got executed was debilitating... But I wasn't lying when I said I'd win this for the both of us, because it's true- I did win! I beat the red spy and get a fat check of nearly a million dollars!! I did it for the BOTH of us!"

Maya: "I'm not supposed to have contact with anyone. Sorry."

Wil: "But..."

Maya: "..."

V: "Wilson! Come on over back."

Wil: "Okay..."

V: "There you have it, folks. The Blue Spy, and thus, the Mole of the season was Wil, and our grand winner is Kaitlin! Tamela is our runner-up, coming in second place.
We'll be back after this commercial break. Don't change the channel! The United Nations is watching!!
Always watching...."

Battles between the iconic White Spy and Black Spy...
WHO WILL WIN?!

V: "Welcome back to the live finale and reunion show for the 6th season of The Mole!"

V: "Our finalists have joined us now..."

V: "Tamela, what are your thoughts on the results of tonight?"

Tamela: "I knew Kaitlin was my biggest competition, she had figured out Wil well before I did so yeah, I'm not very shocked about the results. I'm proud of her. She definitely deserves the money more than I do. She's a real smart cookie, that one."

V: "Kaitlin was a smart cookie indeed. Save for one ranking, she literally put the two spies on the top of her list every single time, making her immune the ENTIRE game."

V: "Let's watch her journey now and witness how she was able to pull off such an incredible win."

"Kaitlin Harlow started the game as an outcast"

"A natural Nervous Nancy, she was always suspicious of others, which made her come across as suspicious herself"

"Although most found her unapproachable, one person did not.
This person would wind up being her closest confidant-- and friend-- in the game"

Tamela: "Hey. You've been quiet. Do you have any ideas who it might be?"
Kaitlin: "Oh.... I already know who the killer is."
Tamela: "What?! How?"
Kaitlin: "Simple: Body language."

"Even within the first mission, Kaitlin was already proving to everyone her incredible ability to read others"

Zelinda: "I'd like to make a Purchase!"
Kaitlin: "And I'd like to take a Guess."

Governor: "Wouldn't you rather wait till AFTER Ms. Leyen here makes her purchase? You'd have more information to go on."
Kaitlin: "No need, I already know that the dirty rotten killer is none other than you, our dear politician."
Governor: "Wait... what?! I'm flabbergasted! It isn't me!"

"She was the first person to correctly identify the killer, and refused to let up on her gut instinct... A gut instinct that would later prove to foreshadow her winning the entire season"

Governor: "And feel free to call me The Governor... Or just Guv for short. We're not on a first-name basis yet, wouldn't you agree?"

Kaitlin: "How about we just call you The KILLER instead...? Fitting, no?"

Police Officer: "Governor Dave Byrd, you are under arrest for murder."

"That first night, instead of joining her roommates to their bedroom, Kaitlin decided to slip outside to the balcony and sleep alone under the night sky"

"It wasn't until later on in the season that it was revealed that Kaitlin was homeless, which partly explained why she felt she had to sleep outside... But the main reason was MUCH more tragic..."

Kaitlin: "I can’t get myself to sleep in the same room as that guy, guys… There are too many things that remind me of... Oh, I mustn’t think of those days… It’s over… I need to think of the future. Kaitlin, you put that behind you. A long time ago...
*talking to herself*
Just focus on now!
*facepalm*
Here, ‘The Mole’... This is the future…"

"Due to her history with sexual abuse, she found it difficult to accept help from a man, and pushed away anyone who tried to help her"

Kaitlin: "Hi Paul.... I mean, Elder..."

Paul: "Hello. Your bed remains cold and empty. Why must you continue to sleep out here in the cold?"

Kaitlin: "This is comfortable for me. I like it out here. It's more.... tranquil."

Paul: "Tranquil? New York City? I think not. There's too much commotion and chaos down there. Why don't you come with me to our room? The Governor and Wil are already asleep."

Kaitlin: "Thanks Elder, but I like it better out here."

"The first person she opened up to was Maddie. It was the beginnings of a potentially powerful coalition"

Kaitlin: "Say. Do you trust any of those people over there?"
Maddie: "No, not really."

Kaitlin: "Good. Neither do I. We should stick together. My Codename is Leigh, by the way."

Maddie: "FABULOUS idea! I trust you fully. My middle name is Hisoka."

"...Of course, as fate would have it, Maddie was the first victim to the Spies, leaving Kaitlin alone once again"

"And Kaitlin CONTINUED to isolate herself by shutting herself off from others"

Kaitlin: "Look, I know what you're doing."

Wil: "And what's that?"
Kaitlin: "You're trying to get to know me, and it's better for everyone if you don't."

"But after Paul showed her some warmth, she felt obligated to return the favor. So when she wanted to support Paul with his study group, she asked Tamela to join her"

Kaitlin: "I want you to come with me to his study group thing. It would mean a lot to him.... And me."

Tamela: "Okay. But why? What do you need me for?"

Kaitlin: "I'd feel much more comfortable with a woman beside me, since I haven't exactly had the best 'history' with men."

Paul: "Huh!?"

"And thus, a great ally was made, and a beautiful friendship born..."

"However... Kaitlin didn't get along well with everyone.
Over the course of the season, she developed rivalries with most of the men"

Kaitlin: "YEAH YOU BETTER RUN!" *she grabs the coca-cola can and chucks it at Wil*

Kaitlin: "Pacco. Stop breathing down my neck. Thanks."

Kaitlin: "Oh, shut up, Giles. Your incessant need to be funny is tiresome."

Kaitlin: "I find THE GOVERNOR guilty.... Obviously."

Kaitlin: "SORRY, THIS IS AN ATHEIST HOUSEHOLD, WE'RE NOT INTERESTED TO LEARN ABOUT YOUR GOD."

"But as it turns out, this general distrust in men may have been exactly what was needed in order for her to secure the win, as the two spies were, in fact, men"

"Out of all 9 rankings, Kaitlin put Pacco as her top suspect 4 times and Wil 5 times. Not only was she immune throughout the entire game, but she also had a near perfect ranking score, since she always put BOTH spies on the very top of her list"

"That, combined with the fact she was seen as one of the most suspicious players by both Spies and Agents alike, makes her the best winner in The Mole history, without question... on paper, anyway"

"The real question is this: Did she simply get lucky with her tunnel vision, or is she truly the most intuitive player to ever play the game?"

"Either way, it appears her 6th sense to sniff out dishonest, untrustworthy, and devious men is exactly what led her to catching both Wil and Pacco early on, making her this season's clear deserving winner of the million dollar check"

* * *

*Everyone applauds*
Maddie: "You go Glen Coco!"
Paul: "Great job!!"
Wil: "Congrats, Kaitlin. You really earned it."

Kaitlin: "Awww thanks everyone..."

V: "Kaitlin's journey was the epitome of a 'rags to riches' story. I literally found her digging through a restaurant's dumpster in an alleyway, looking for any scraps she could find to keep herself from starving. I took her in, and made sure she got cast, because I knew she had an interesting story to tell, and I wanted her to share it with the world."

V: "Although timid and paranoid at first, this girl-turned-woman has grown in front of my very own eyes to become one of the most well-rounded people I know, and I couldn't be prouder."

V: "Alright, enough of the cheesy stuff!"

V: "Moving right along to our main segment of the night: The battle between the two Spies.
Instead of me narrating this, I'll let the spies do the narration themselves as this IS their story to tell.
You'll get to hear all their deepest and darkest confessionals that couldn't be aired. Also, you will be able to see how they sabotaged the game all season long."

V: "Watch now and see how Wil managed to assassinate Pacco just in time, and how Pacco nearly stole the win and almost became the Mole himself..."

{EPISODE 1}

Wil: "Yo world and welcome to the inside struggles of your boy, Wil!

Man, I am stoked to be chosen to be the Blue Spy. When they came up to me and told me to be a mole for them, at first I was reluctant, until I realized that everyone in the world seemingly hates me: I’ve been ostracized by my family and friends, and have nothing left to strive for anyway. So what do I have to lose? Nothing! So bring it on, I’ll be the villain everyone wants me to be and show the world I can succeed at something! A big fuck you to everyone! I am the mole!!"

Pacco: "Well. I guess I'm the Red Spy. I'd be super excited for this but... I'm not sure if I like that spy twist? I mean, if you'd lose out from the other spy? That'd just be my biggest dream in life crushed.... Only Mole to get booted by the game, that's one exception this Mongol doesn't want to be.

*https://youtu.be/ ofFCb2modMk*

And I'll have to completely rethink my strategy as well... Ohhh, what would Fabio do in a situation like this...?

... I don't know, he wasn't the Mole!"

{EPISODE 2}

Pacco: "Well, the first challenge was just mingling along here. One person immediately grabbed my attention though: how did Kaitlin know it was the Gov? Hmmm... It's very suspicious. I mean, apparent 'knowledge in advance' inevitably flows towards 'a spy'. Each mission, I'm told I get secret information from HQ to help me sabotage, and in this one, I was told that the Governor was the killer. So I better keep Kaitlin in mind."

Wil: "That first mission though… Way to throw us in the deep end. All I can say is that my strategy is how it always was going to be: Play as if you were just a contestant. A crappy one though. Try and be the hero everyone wants, but mess it up because frankly, you suck… And you’re in a fucking wheelchair. No one can fault you for that, right?"

{EPISODE 3}

The Gov: "Now what do we do? Hold hands in a candlelit vigil, sing a song and pray we get out of here? Hahar!"
Paul: "..."

Wil: "Nawh, I got a few ideas... Firstly, I wanna set off the fire sprinklers. I think the water may reveal something, hence why I have a vial of water and we have a lot of liquids. I'm in a wheelchair so I can't ACTUALLY reach it. The only way I'd be able to do it is to generate a lot of flames to get smoke, and that's just too dangerous..."
*the matchstick suddenly alights*
Wil: "Success!!!"

Pacco: "I'll volunteer."

*Smoke starts to form... The sprinkler system is set off across the room*

*Tamela picks up the immediate papers around her and puts them inside her bra, likewise, so does Kaitlin*

Guard: "Please come with me."

Pacco: "Wait, where's my paper?! GUYS, WHO TOOK MY PAPER?!?!"

Pacco: "That's not fair! Someone took my exam! I DIDN'T MEAN TO DAMAGE IT!!
IT'S NOT MY FAULT!"

Pacco: "This exam game was pretty interesting. My first hunch, Kaitlin, was eliminated from this comp. My second hunch, Wil, was semi-responsible for that. He also set up my own elimination. As a spy I decided to go with the flow of that, so I got an excuse. And then there's Eva, who started things off by getting herself eliminated first. Hard to believe one of these three could be the other spy, they're so nice mates... But one of them gotta be though, for now. I've also ruled out Maya, Ben and Maddie from being the spy. Maya, simply did her best too much on the first 2 missions. As for the latter two, they were so passive... Not sure if they knew what they were doing... so if one of them two is the spy they deserve a Grammy."

Wil: "Here, I got an idea, give me the taser."
Kaitlin: "I have a better idea! Let's torture the guard until he gives us ANSWERS!"
Wil: "What, hell no! You can't do that!"
Kaitlin: "And why not?"
Wil: "You can't just go around torturing people, it's illegal!"
Kaitlin: "Just give it to me!"
Wil: "Over my dead body!"

*Kaitlin wrestles the taser out of Wil's hands*
Wil: "Gah!"

*Wil speeds past her, forcing her against the wall, and catches the taser as she drops it*
Kaitlin: Hey! Give it BACK!!

Kaitlin: "YEAH YOU BETTER RUN-er, ROLL!!"

Wil: OW!

Guard: "Please come with me."

Kaitlin: "See! Look what you did!"
Wil: "Look what YOU did!! You hit me right in the head!"
GUARD: "Right this way, ma'am."

Wil: "She threw… A CAN… AT MY FACE!!!... Kaitlin HAS to be the other spy. First she knows the murderer right off the bat, just like I did, and second, she gets out first in the exam mission. I’m onto her… Of course, I knew that we had to eliminate people to lose money, but once again I tried to act like a hero, but play like a villain. I technically got Kaitlin eliminated by antagonizing her, and then got Pacco to eliminate himself by destroying his own paper. Genius!... Only I didn’t expect to eliminate myself after I climbed out that roof hole. But hey, end of the day, successful mol-ing, right?"

{EPISODE 4}

Zelinda: "There are snipers."
Maya: "What??"

Zelinda: "In a few skyscrapers around us. There are snipers aimed at this building right now."

The Gov: "WELP. I guess there's no day like today to go peacefully... Just didn't think it would happen before I started going bald."
Maya: "Then I'd say it's right on time, wouldn't you?"
The Gov: "Fuck off."

Zelinda: "No. They are PROTECTING us. Seriously, has no one else noticed?? There are guards stationed everywhere; in the waiting room, in the downstairs lobby, at the building's entrance, even on the rooftop; I can hear their footsteps at night as they change shifts. The U.N. funded this season, and they sure are investing a heck-of-a-lot of money into protecting the cast, more-so than usual."

Tamela: "But why?"

Zelinda: "My guess? We don't have just one Very Important Person here; we have many."

*A deafening silence engulfs the room*

Pacco: "Well, I have 3 suspects. 2 of them used their exemption. Which leaves for my elimination target: Eva.

I do hope those Snipers Zelinda noticed aren't, like, real? What if it's her, they wouldn't shoot her for real right? Eeeehhhh...."

V: "Let's begin, shall we? Who wants to go first?"

Maddie: "WAIT!"

V: "...Yes?"

Maddie: "I can't do this...."

Maddie: "...I QUIT!"

Paul: "What the-!?"

*LOUD CAR HONK*

*Maddie screams, car comes to a screeching halt*

Giles: "HOLY SHIT!"

Wil: "I want to quit… After the shit I just saw. I’m out. I can’t handle this stress…"

Producer: "Wil, the game requires that you stay."

Wil: "I just… Oh god… I feel so… so… So bad for that taxi driver. I’ve been in that situation before and-"

Producer: "We understand. The car accident was staged. Maddie decided to quit long before the execution."

Wil: "Alright… But Christ I need a therapist… As it turns out the other spy isn’t Paul. I believed it was him, but my instinct was wrong. I’ll get that Red Spy next time."

{EPISODE 5}

Kaitlin: "Zelinda, if I had kids, could I bring them here?"

Wil: "You want to bring your underage kids to a gun deal?!... Gee."

Zelinda: "...Probably not a good idea.
Mr. Nugent, name a film that showed this location in one of the scenes."

Paul: "Hmmm... I think 'The Singles Ward'? Or maybe 'God's Army'.
Giles, is our Lord and Savior's divine blood often drank here?"

Zelinda: "I accuse PAUL of being the Cop. He's too nervous."
V: "INCORRECT."

Wil: "I accuse ZELINDA of being the Cop! On behalf of Paul, haha..."
V: "INCORRECT."

Wil: "My one goal this mission was to blend in but make sure that nobody got armour they didn’t need. So I made sure that we won some, and we lost some. Simple, right? Besides, I’ve got my eye on someone… *coughs* Kaitlin. And I got myself a little bit of armour."

Pacco: "Ben, just count to three
And make a spin,
Now please tell me,
The first thing your hand is touchin'!"

Ben: "A Computer.
Eva, are there many people at this place?"

Eva: "Oh, lots.
Elder, what's with all these muscular guys?"

Paul: "They are healthy. Probably hit the gym quite often, I'd imagine.
Kaitlin, would you like anything to drink?"

Kaitlin: "OJ?
Eva, is this a nice job?"

Eva: "Depends on what position you get.
Wil, what do you smell?"

Wil: "Gunpowder?... I mean... Not that I know what it smells like...
Kaitlin, what kind of hat is that man wearing? He's standing out."

Kaitlin: "Which hat? There's a few people wearing hats-"
Pacco: "STOP RIGHT THERE, KIDDOS! YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST AT THE COLLEGE CAMPUS!!!"
*crickets*

V: "THE MISSION HAS ENDED! AGENTS, PLEASE GATHER AT THE ENTRANCE OF THE
MOVIE SET!"

Pacco: "Oooooohmigosh ohmigosh ohmigosh! This mission was sooo... unique. I mean, I really got close to winning that second Armour piece didn't I? And if it weren't for that other time I got caught then I'd get that third one too! And I'd be exempt! That mission was really interesting though. Especially when I was mostly trying to prevent other people from winning too much Armour. I mean, what if I accidentally gave the other spy too much Armour? That'd be dumb, right? Speaking of other spies, it's not Eva. So probably Kaitlin or Wil, maybe Tamela or Zelinda. I mean, I've checked these people and I think there's something wrong with their auras, I didn't pinpoint exactly what yet, but I can sense some dark secrets coming from the colours they emit. They kinda remind me of the Belgium flag, which is funny because The Mole originally comes from Belgium, but anyways, their auras..."

*Pacco's confessional gets fast forwarded about the auras of his suspects and how there could be potential clues towards one of them being a spy in said auras*

{EPISODE 6}

The Gov: "I can’t keep doing this, I'm a bag of nerves. I don’t know if it's fear or the nicotine withdrawal talking. This is the last time I do anything for you guys, I'd rather face jail than work under these conditions." *Coughs*

Pacco (whispering): "Jan?!"
Jan the Camerawoman: "Shhh! Don't let him see you!"
Pacco: "Oh, shit!"

The Gov: "Look, just tell me you found out something when you hacked the database."

The Gov: "And? What did it say? Wait... I hear someone.
Hello? Anyone there? Come out now and I promise I won’t throw you from the Balcony!... Hello....? Anyone??"

The Gov: "No, I know YOU'RE there, you imbecile! I just thought someone was listening... What were you saying? You hacked the database?"

Pacco: "OOOH I THINK I GOT A LEAD WITH THE GOV!!! Now that I've seen him having secret phone calls.... Who knows what secret's he's got up his sleeve? It could be a bribe? It could be corruption! Or- Oh! HE COULD TRY TO BRIBE WHO THE SPIES ARE!!! Gotta keep my eye on him!... Oh right, my suspects... Well, Kaity-dear, I think you've showed enough evidence of knowing more than you should know, so I hope it's bye-bye to you. It's usually your first suspicion which is the right one, so it's time to put that theory to the test... I am going to attempt to assassinate her tonight."

Ben: "Damn it...."

V: "Ben Schiffer, it is your time to go. Please leave the premises immediately."

Wil: "I’m such an idiot… I came here thinking I couldn’t care less about these people but… I think I actually have a soft spot for Maya. She’s hot dude! I’m lucky to get to know her, but seriously, I don’t need this on top of the added pressure of the game! I hoped she would go home next… Not because I don’t wanna get to know the shit out of her, just… No distractions that way. Sadly Ben went, and Kaitlin ISN’T the mole after all. I tried to assassinate her, but she remained standing, which means she's just a regular Agent. Waste of an opportunity."
*sighs*
"At least I’m still stan-…. Sitting."
*sighs again*

{EPISODE 7}

Wil: "Good luck up there! I promise not to grill you TOO hard." ;-)

Maya: "Thanks Willie, but please, do your worst..." ;-)

Wil: "She’s flirting with me!!! She’s flirting with meeeee!!! AHHHHHHH!!!... Oh. But the court case, right? Man that was some of my best work yet! I was in the spotlight, which was dangerous but I pulled it off. I knew Tamela was guilty, HQ told me so. But I tricked myself into believing that she was innocent, and even after the fact that I was angry at her for lying to me the whole time. Everyone bought my side of the story. I won the rest of the armour I needed to save myself! Maya, my new girlfr-… I mean… life partner… I mean!!! Alliance partner… Got armour for herself! AND we lost money. It’s a win-win-win, Wil style!"

V: "Has the Jury reached a verdict?"

Tamela: "Should we bribe a jury member?"
Wil: "Why would we need to bribe anyone if you're innocent?"
Tamela: "True enough, but we have to beat Zelinda and Dave somehow."
Wil: "I dunno. You should just trust me. I'm your Lawyer, after all."
Tamela: "Alright, I'll trust you. But I'm having a hard time reading Eva and Pacco. Think either of them would be open to bribery?"
Wil: "Good question..."

Eva: "We were not unanimous, but we have, in fact, reached a majority decision."
V: "Alright, let's hear it."

Eva: "I find THE GOVERNOR guilty."

Giles: "I find THE GOVERNOR guilty."

Pacco: "I find... TAMELA guilty."

Pacco: "Well... Ben's gone, and Kaitlin isn't the Blue Spy. Which leaves Wil as my main suspect, along with a couple of side-suspects, and Giles, Maya, Kaitlin and Eva as non-suspects. But the things Wil said and did in the courtroom. It's clearly a trick the trickster is playing, pretending not to know that Tamela was the culprit. Too bad he got himself a stash of Armour now, I did my best to sway the rest for the Gov's innocence by pointing out the faults in Tamela's story, but alas. So I have to 1) pick someone else, and 2) try to out-trick him at one point... I hope this won't get too hard... And since that naive Maya Bodyguard Hansen is getting a wee bit too lovey-dovey with him... If he just floats along living off her Armour then it's gonna be tough for me..."

{EPISODE 8}

Pacco: "Pfffff.... I've been thinking all day to figure out who to target... And for now I'm aiming for Zelinda. Sorry girl, but black does look much more cooler than white... no racism intended. XD
Just hoping Wil gets on the chopping block soon again..."

V: "Which means, Zelinda...."

V: "Zelinda, your journey has come to an end. I must ask you to leave."

*Wil begins to tear up*

Wil: "Well… If I wasn’t vulnerable enough, I opened up to Maya and scored a sweet kiss on the cheek. The more time I spend here, the more I want to spend it with her. I want to get to know her and be with her… But it breaks my heart because at the end of this, I know I’m going to lose her trust and her heart. I’m the mole… She’ll never want me after that. This hurts… This hurts and I hate it.
In other news: Zelinda is out, and I know it’s not Tamela now, so there goes another main suspect. I know that the other spy is onto me, just waiting for me to not be immune, so what's the point? I’m gonna lose the game and I’m gonna lose the girl..."

{EPISODE 9}

Pacco: "My goal for the Norway period's straightforward: get as many Armour as possible. I cannot afford being on the chopping block anymore. So, I have 2 strategies: either get as many dilemmas correct as possible, or get the elusive exemption. Both require showing a lot of knowledge of the mission... yikes. The correct option seems less risky though.. So I'll try to do that."

K: "As for the Armor Awards...
1st place: PACCO, with 7 correct predictions.
2nd place: MAYA, with 6 correct predictions (won the tiebreaker).
3rd place: THE GOVERNOR, with 6 correct predictions (lost the tiebreaker).
Pacco gets 3 Armor (AKA a full suit), Maya 2, and The Gov 1."

K: "And I can confirm that the Elusive Exemption.... has FINALLY been caught! One of you managed to vote in the minority for every single scenario, which potentially could have hindered the group's efforts.
Because the Elusive Exemption has been captured, it will not show up again."

Wil: "BOOM! Today has been the greatest! Another immunity! The elusive exemption! Just like the end goal of a football field, it isn’t elusive from your boy Wil! All I had to do was get in the minority of every question, which was hard but I managed to pull it off! It counts as sabotage too! Also 3 out of 4 exemptions so far! This HAS to be a new record for most exemptions in a season… Right? Man, that elusive exemption has saved my bacon for yet another day! Too bad my main suspect Governor Dave Byrd is exempt too… This leaves me to go for the next suspect in the line, Eva. God I hope I’m right this time… I don’t know how many more exemptions I can get."

{EPISODE 10}

Pacco: "That moronic fucker Wil's got the exemption. Now he's certainly safe throughout the holiday. Well, at least I got my own exemption from yesterday's mission. At least I'm safe... Means that I need to fix my way into getting 2 more next episode and then I'm golden....... What's stopping me from just *accidentally* pushing or tripping his chair? I mean, Janine Abbring from the Dutch Mole also got outed because she made a dumb jump in the water... Mwahahahaha- I mean, teeheehee. Anyways, who to try now though? ... Tamela? Please surprise me with a bullet in her head."

Eva: "Sumpa ng diyos!"

K: "Sadly, Eva, you have been Executed. Time to go."

Wil: “This was not good… NOT GOOD! My target went home. Which means I’m once again, way off… My main suspect is still the Gov, but sadly he’s been immune… Speaking of immune, I’m glad I have this alliance with Maya to boost me through these eliminations. We’re sharing suspects, and I’ve been knocking off targets as we go along. Pacco seemingly has joined into a coalition with me too. So hopefully his insights will help out a bunch. I’ll find this other mole, if it’s one of them, I’m gonna be SHOCKED.”

{EPISODE 11}

Commander Pacco: "Alright lovelies, next clue...
THING: 2."

Tamela: "ACTIVATION: BOTTLE. Because what else could possibly be a 'thing'?! That's terribly vague."

Norwegian Woman: "Unnskyld meg?"
Tamela: "Are you a Yellow Sleeper Agent?"

Norwegian Woman: "Nei."

Commander Maya: "YAS! They picked a civilian!"

Commander Pacco: "Ugh. The Thing from the Addams Family, people! Literally everything was riding on this!!"

Pacco: "My job this mission? Win at least 2 Armour this game. Check. Safe for another round... But besides Wil, another asshole emerged... That short-sighted old Nugget. His action leading us to the terrorist was, to be honest, very suspicious. And I've looked back, and, well, guess that I overlooked some of his details.. Fucking tunnelvision, that also cost me last time I was in the game. So. 2 assholes in my face, what I gotta do? I really hope at least one of them will be on the chopping block tomorrow."

Commander Paul: "Clue = LABYRINTH: 1"

Pacco: "... Just 1? Well then. Let's find the MAZE person, right?"

Kaitlin: "Yep, sounds logical to me. The database says the person is up here in the stands."

Kaitlin: "ACTIVATION: MAZE."

"TERRORIST, ACTIVATED!!"

Kaitlin: "OH SHI--!"

*The Governor whistles The Mole theme tune*

The Gov: "Ladies and Gentlemen, there is a SPY among us..."

Wil: “This challenge was a breeze. My main goal was to get another exemption out of armour. What I did was team up with Val to make sure we got enough armour each and make sure no one else got a full set. I would try my best and look like a hero, and whenever my team won, I would choose armour while whenever Val won she would choose money. That way, no matter what we each could be the only ones immune this exemption… And it totally worked out! Not to mention Paul’s A-MAZE-ING sabotage… If I didn’t already confirm it wasn’t him, I’d be sure he was the spy. Same with Kaitlin! What was up with that 'Arachnid' clue?! Bunch of suspicious people this season, THAT much is certain..."

{EPISODE 12}

Pacco: "Oh gawd.... Brace yourself for The Gov...."

Wil: "Why is he always coming in here??"

The Gov: "Greetings, Mr. Sampson, Mr. Khuv-uh.... Mr. K for short!"

The Gov: "I was wondering if the 3 of us could talk?"
Wil: "Is that not what we're doing...?"
The Gov: "Oh yes, of course of course, but I was thinking somewhere more.... private would do?"

Wil: "Sure. Lead the way."

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

The Gov: "Awhhh YES, now THIS is more like it!!"

Wil & Pacco: "...."

Pacco: "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! Both safe. And lookie who are the only ones not safe? Kaitlin, who's ass I got cleared already, Giles, who I practically crossed off already, and Mr Gov... Well, pretty easy actually: Our scum-sucking, skunkwig-wearing corrupt as hell Governor is more suspicious than Giles, so I hope I really really really hope to hit this time. And if not... The execution after this is gonna be the showdown."

K: "Governor: You evidently have the lowest score tonight, and therefore....."

K: "Have been EXECUTED."

*The Gov throws off his coat and takes off his dress shirt, revealing a hideously bright Hawaiian t-shirt*

The Gov: "I'd love to stay and ponder my farewells with you all, but to be honest, it was a chore being nice to you people."
*laughs*

The Gov: "In the next hour I'll be on a flight to Cuba and in the next 24 hours I'll be sat on a beach somewhere sipping piña coladas and smoking enough cigars to start a forest fire."

The Gov: "SO LONG, SUCKERS!"

*The Gov shoves Tamela to the side*

Tamela: "AUGH!!"

Wil: “At first, I thought the Governor leaving meant he was the other spy and I just got him, since I tried to assassinate him… Probably wasn’t the first time… But, as it turns out, he was not?!?! I was SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKED! There’s no fucking way! I spent so long on the fact it was him, I don’t have a damn clue who this other spy is… I’m left with the most unlikely people… It can’t be Val. It just CAN’T be. Ah man… I’m just lost for words. Good thing for my 4/5 exemptions, or I’d have gone home episode 1!”

{EPISODE 13}

Pacco: "Yes. I am afraid it's true... I have brain cancer."

Tamela: "Oh my..."

Pacco: "We thought it was getting better, but then just in this last year, a series of complications a-and I f-fou-found out that-that......."
*Pacco gulps*

Pacco: ".....I found out that I'm terminal."

Wil: "I....I don't even know what to say..."

Tamela: "Right here, right now in this moment, you are going at it stronger than ever and having the time of your life playing this game with people you met just weeks ago. I'm sure I can speak for everyone here when I say all our lives have been touched by yours, and we are incredibly happy to still have you here playing with us. If you ever want or need something, all you need to do is ask, because after all, we are your family now-- your MOLE Family."

Pacco: "Th-thank you....."

~ ~ ~

Paul: "Pacco, you're gonna wanna hear this. A note slipped under my door, saying we had less than a minute before we suffocated to death. And in PS: 'This room was only designed with ONE person in mind'."

Pacco: "That can only mean one thing..."

Paul: "Yes?"

Pacco: "One of us needs to die."

Paul: "Sorry, what??"

Pacco: "With two of us, we're consuming DOUBLE the amount of limited oxygen and dispelling just as much carbon dioxide. If one of us perishes... It grants the other person extra time to figure out a way to survive."

Paul: "Bu-but how do we even decide who to--"

Pacco: "Paul, your expiration date lies further away than mine.... So please, take this gift of life and use it to escape."

*Professor Plum lifts the Candlestick above his head and bashes it on his OWN skull*

Pacco: "... Oh... my... God...... I BARELY can believe I said all that stuff behind all their backs... Even now does Joss still influence my life... I hate her. SO. MUCH! It it the--... Grrr...

Anyways, I've revealed my life's fate... All of them have been so nice to me, I... I feel like a jerk saying all that stuff about them. It's technically not 'me' talking, but... Ugh, I feel awful.....

Well... I've tried to test Paul a bit when locked together by killing myself instead... And his actions... really interesting... ... ... He's rised again on my suspect list."

Wil: "If there's ONE thing I know about Escape Rooms, it's the multiple secret passageways. There's gotta be SOMETHING more beyond these walls.... Or maybe the ceiling?"

*Maya bangs against the walls*

Maya: "I'm not finding anything!"

*Suddenly... the water reaches the electrical ceiling lights*

Tamela: "I'm not finding anything in the fireplace eith--ZAUGHKK!!"

Maya: "AUGH!"

Wil: "MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Okay, so the only reason I enjoyed this so much is because it was all pretend… I just got two people killed! HQ told me that when the water reaches the lights the people in the rooms with the lights on would be electrocuted. So, I told them I'd search the conservatory if they search the bedroom and billiard room, knowing they wouldn't be able to escape in time. ZAP ZAP ZAP!!! I just lost us a lot of money AND I came out of the whole mission as a hero! So gooood, man! So good!"

{EPISODE 14}

Wil: “This is it… I am not immune… I prepared a video in case I got eliminated. Mostly to say I’m sorry to Val… But here we go. I have three possible targets: Giles, who I don’t believe it is at all. Valentina, who I know far too well to believe it’s her. It’s gotta be Pacco… I see it now, but I didn’t have a clue, and I’m not even certain. But here goes!!!”

Pacco: "This is awful. Everyone's free game to leave, including me and the other spy. Sucks that 3 of my former targets, Zelinda, Eva and Dave, have been executed, two of them even in the same round as I targeted them. Technically the other spy could have been more lucky and have targeted all 5 other players, leaving me as the only possibility for the other spy to target. It'll be a miracle if both of us are still playing after tonight.

Focus... Kaitlin and Tamela were tried already, Giles and Maya just aren't being Moleish in their behavior at all, which leaves my two prime targets, Wil and Paul. And that's my problem: I am torn between both of them. And... What if I pick wrong? What if I pick right and the other still wins out?... ... ... ... ..."

*Pacco gets a little teary-eyed*

Pacco: "I mean.... Being on The Mole myself was my very biggest dream you know... And being the Mole even bigger, because... you can just mess around with everybody, and you don't have to worry about eventually leaving, because the Mole always goes to the finale nonetheless... and then I actually get casted and then I'm suddenly thrown in this awful nerve-wrecking twist where you gotta restrain yourself and your fantasies of sabotaging, and I'm not even the official Mole and there's the risk that some other dude just comes and extinguishes your last dream and gets all the honour and love and credit while I'm just... screwed by that-... that sick twist and l- lose my final straw of w- what I'm living for a- a- and..."

*Pacco is crying tears of desperation*

Pacco: "... I have n- NO clue on whose idea this was, K-, Karen's or K- Kenzen's or.. one of the camerap- people, but... It's going to w- wreck someone's whole person tonight, wh- whether it b- be the- theirs or m- m-..."

*Pacco starts crying uncontrollably for a while. The camera cuts to a few minutes later. Pacco's still slightly hyperventilating*

Pacco: "... I- I've brought this c- coin with me here.. Heads for P-Paul, tails for Wil....."

V: "The men... YOU ARE ALL SAFE FROM EXECUTION!"
*Wil, Paul, Pacco, and Giles sigh in relief*

V: "That means Maya, Tamela, and Kaitlin: one of you is about to leave us, and that unlucky woman is in fact....."

V: "MAYA."

Wil: "WAIT, no, Valentina! I-I’ll win this for the both of us, I swear. Trust me, in the end, we can still—"

*BANG*

???: "Augh!"

V:"Pacco Khuvizayaa, RED SPY, has been ASSASSINATED!"

Wil: “MY HEART… I CAN’T TAKE IT… I-I won?…. But I feel like I lost so much. I lost M-Maya… She… She’s gone and I can’t even tell her how I truly feel… But… I just assassinated Pacco… He was the other spy! But he was also my ally… And I just crushed his dream… and now he’s gone… I’m alone… Victorious… But so very… Very… Alone… And God I feel guilty… I hate myself for this.”

* * *

V: "And so, that is the story of how the Blue Spy, Wil, defeated the Red Spy, Pacco. It was a close race, and let me tell you: saying Production was on the edge of their seats is an UNDERSTATEMENT. We were more than just merely on the edge; we were on and off the chair again, flailing around and going crazy each time both spies missed their shot. That coin toss Pacco did moments before his final execution will be unforgettable, as that sealed his fate and changed the entire course of the season in Wil's favor. It was high drama, I can tell you that much!"

V: "Before we continue, here is a special segment that Pacco wanted for you all to see. For those watching at home, prepare to break out the tissues..."

Pacco: "... Dear fellow Mole players: I'm in the hospital again. The... the doctors believe I only have 8 hours maximum to live left."

"So... I just want to give you... this one final message. And... I want to use this message wisely..."

"Being on The Mole has been a big dream of mine... I was really looking forward to either unmasking the Mole... or even being the Mole himself. But we all know fate had... other plans in mind. Some of the moments, especially... close to my end, were tough... But some other moments were... they'll be cherished forever... Tam, I still remember your words after I revealed my terminal condition... I really want to thank you again... they were some of the most touching words I've... ever heard. I'll not live to see, but I hope that you'll win to unmask that pesky Wil!"

"Giles, if you're the Mole... Chapeau to you... And then some of the Missions we were sent on... Who else but us can say they've been trying out UN exam prototypes?.. Or playing cops and robbers?.. Or even playing real-life Cluedo with escape room?... Only us.... and that's what we all share. This show is our story, and nobody can take that away from us, ever."

"Not even death can..."

"I've had the time to think about death the past days, and.. what comes after this life... I'm not afraid, actually I am kinda curious about what's next... I think and hope for reincarnation myself... I mean, look at all the trees they're chopping down in tropical forests, and then look at the world population the past decades... If it's indeed what's next... then maybe our paths will cross again somehow... That'd be funny, wouldn't it...?"

"Because, we should never forget, to put it in your words again, Tamela: We are family now... a Mole Family....."

~ ~ ~

EVERYONE: "...."

V: "I should also mention that just a few hours after this was recorded, Pacco passed away."

Ben: "Wow. How sobering..."
*A single tear rolls down Maya's cheek*

Paul: "Bless his heart."
Eva: "Sumalangit nawa, Pacco."

Wil: "I wonder how much longer he would've lived if he was the Mole?"
Tamela: "It doesn't matter now. We cannot change the past... No matter how much we'd like to."

Zelinda: "Why is everyone so shocked? Death is a natural part of life. The chance of everyone living to 100 is statistically impossible, therefore, you're going to have a wide spectrum of ages when people die, and an ever wider range of WAYS to die. Welcome to reality, folks."

V: "...and on that lovely note, let us continue on, shall we?"

V: "We are now going to see Wil's solo game as the Mole, after defeating his rival spy."

{EPISODE 15}

Wil: "I don’t want to talk… I’m so depressed. I’ve fucked up everything. I don’t have Maya anymore, and she was the one thing I had, now I’ve lost her and I’m gonna lose her trust because I’m a dirty, rotten mole! So what do you want me to talk about?! How I tried to make sure every faker won? How I’m OH SO HAPPY?! I’m NOT FUCKING HAPPY! I WANT TO LEAVE! I can’t take it… T-This pressure… I just want Maya back… So I can move on from this… Honestly, whoever said being the mole was fun?"

{EPISODE 16}

Wil: "Why can’t you let me leave this game? Where is Maya now? Is she coming to finale?"

Production: "Wil, you ARE the game. We can’t bring back Pacco."

Wil: "Well, where is Maya? Can you bring her back?"

Production: "No, Wil. We cannot. It goes against the game."

Wil: "Fuck you, and your stupid game!"

{EPISODE 17}

V: "For this mission, the 4 of you will play 3 rounds of One Night Revolution, a version of One Night Ultimate Werewolf."

V: "The rest of the instructions that you'll need are on the computers."

V: "I should remind you that the Mole has the ability to hack their computer and gain secret information about the mission at hand. You should also know that whoever has the best score at the end of the mission will be the proud owner of the FINAL Exemption of the season."

V: "This mission in total is worth $210. Good luck, Agents."

Wil: "My main goal for this challenge, make sure that no one wins immunity, except me. I wanna hold the record, and I wanna not look suspicious about making it so far. My story is that Maya helped me make it this far, Giles is the mole, and I wanted to make sure that everyone knows I’m here because I was exempt nearly every time. I can only hope Tamela goes home this time, and that I can pin it all on Giles and Kaitlin. Besides, I look like the hero having won, which means less suspicion for me! I fear though, it’s too little too late."

{EPISODE 18}

V: "Next.....Giles."

Giles: "Ouch."

V: "Unfortunately Giles, your time here has come to an end. Time to go."

Wil: "I can’t believe Pacco is gone. I miss that kid… I feel so bad for what I did to him and I will take that to my grave. Just like the rest of my mistakes… Oh, and Giles went home. Which means the girls, who are working together, know that it’s me… So I’m screwed… Unless I can find a way to make them turn on each other, but I won't hold my breath."

{EPISODE 19}

Wil: "Hm... I MAY have an idea."

Kaitlin: "Are you going to steal someone's identity again? You can dress up like you're the Ambassador for Canada!"

Wil: "I don't think the Ambassador for Canada is disabled..."

Kaitlin: "Riiight... Whatever you decide to do, good luck."

Wil: "Thanks, we're gonna need all the luck we can get in this mission. Any idea how much time has passed?"

Kaitlin: "Not a clue."

Tamela: "It's been nearly 13 minutes already."

Wil: "Yikes. Tamela, how's your strategy going?"
*Wil pulls out his lockpick*

Tamela: "It's going absolutely fabulously, because..."

Tamela: "I JUST FOUND THE CONTROL ROOM!"

Wil: "That's great!"

Wil: "The final challenge… My final sabotage… Well, I sabotaged both Kaitlin and Tamela to make sure neither of them made it in time for the dossier. I also wasted time getting changed because there were no cameras in the bathroom. No one could see what I was doing or my progress. So it didn’t matter. In the end, it helped take some money out. But overall, it was a super cool mission, and I would KILL to do it all again. Being a Spy was cool, and the Mole even cooler, but man, it was super super tough... I now have a newfound respect for all past Moles!

And to all future Moles: You got your work cut out for you!!"

* * *

*The cast cheers semi-enthusiastically*

Maya: "Is it true?"

Wil: "Huh...?"

Maya: "Is it true. Did you actually want to quit?"

Wil: "Yes, of course! You have no idea how much I--"

Maya: "You dumb knucklehead. Why would you EVER consider quitting something like this for me??"

Wil: "Because..."

Wil: "I was hurting."

Maya: "We all get hurt sometimes. Doesn't mean we quit. You step back, heal, then step back forward into the spotlight. I thought you'd know that more than anyone..."

Wil: "I know, I know... But Maya, I SWEAR I was beginning to lose it there at the end. In the beginning? I was in a dream... I had no idea how I even got ONTO the show in the first place, and to be selected as a Spy?! It was euphoric. And then I met you... and... things only escalated from there."

Wil: "I wasn't on cloud 9. I was on cloud million; I FELT like a million bucks. I was completely overwhelmed with happiness and knew it could only last so long; eventually, my luck HAD to run out. So it was either losing you or the money, and I regretfully chose the money... I was completely devastated when you were eliminated. But just know, that I was ALWAYS planning to share my earnings with you."

Wil: "Even though you probably don't want anything to do with me now, I still want to give half my earnings to you because without you, I wouldn't have been able to reach this point to begin with. You helped me and hindered Pacco, so really, half of this check is rightfully yours. But if you want nothing to do with me after this, that's fine, I can live with that... Or at least try to."

Wil: "I just beg that we at least remain friends, I really can't handle losing another person in my life that I.... that I.... I-I......."

Wil: "...That I love."

Maya: "Wil...."

Maya: "...My entire LIFE I've been unsure of who I am. Just a lazy, useless girl with no dreams or any sense of purpose whatsoever."

Maya: "That was... until I met you...."

Maya: "When I was originally whisked away by the WPP, and given my new identity as Maya Hansen, I felt... centerless."

Maya: "Home didn't feel like home. My job didn't feel like mine. Heck, my whole life wasn't mine! I was living some fake life by some fake girl named Maya!!"

Maya: "And then... I met you."

Maya: "And everything began to change. I suddenly felt like I had a center again, like I had found the foundation I needed to rebuild my life.
When I was eliminated, I realized.... that the foundation I had found was YOU, Wil. While I was with you... I felt like I was finally at home again."

V: “Aw. That was just so lovely I could pour it on a waffle."

V: "Now. Onto the next segment! If you recall correctly, the players were told in the beginning of the game that there would be no clues throughout the season..."

V: "Well, I'm here to tell you now that this was a lie."

V: "The truth is... The moment the Red Spy was assassinated, mole hints were unleashed into the game."

*CUE SHOCK AND AWE*

V: "There has been 1 clue per episode since Pacco's elimination. In fact, there's been a hint in this room the entire night telling you that Wil is the Mole. Did you catch it? Yes? No? Don't believe me? Take a look for yourself..."

"In episode 15, this fallen star represents Wil, who he himself is a fallen star, after his car crash. He was meant to achieve great things, already having received a full-ride scholarship to multiple universities due to his incredible football abilities."

"In episode 16, you can see a lot of writing on the stall door. If you look closely, on the very top in orange ink it says "Shh I'm the Mole!". Not very revealing, right? However... You may have noticed there's one other spot that uses the same color ink. It's a heart that says "W+M" in it. Can you think of any relationships we know with the initials 'W' and 'M'...? You guessed it: Wil + Maya. Since Maya had already been eliminated, and considering it's the men's bathroom, we can conclude that Wil wrote this... With the same pen that he wrote "Shh I'm the Mole!" with."

"In Episode 17, it's revealed that Wil is the troublemaker instead of Wil was the troublemaker. Every other time, 'was' is used. But it says 'is' this time because Wil IS the troublemaker... He IS the Mole, after all!"

[Round 3]

Kaitlin was the Robber, and robbed Giles' identity. She voted WIL.

Wil is the Troublemaker, and switched Giles & Kaitlin. He voted GILES.

Giles was the Informant. He voted WIL.

Tamela was the Vanilla Rebel. She voted GILES.

"In Episode 18, the phone number provided is actually a fake. If you convert 'Wil Sampson' into digits, that's what you get."
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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"In Episode 19, there's 2 clues. The first one, V tells the finalists that her password is '370VV'... Upside down, that spells 'MOLE'. How is that a clue? Because right below it, you can see that Wil is in the middle of the two women, and the word 'middle' stands out significantly for no reason."

V: "Oh, and don't forget the password to my office...
370VV:
Room 101, in the MIDDLE of the hallway."

"As for the other clue, an actress we hired flatout refers to Wil as 'Mr. Mole'. Of course, that would be too obvious, so instead, Mole was translated into Norwegian."

Woman: "Thank you, Mr. Muldvarp. Have a good day."

"And lastly, in Episode 20... Which is tonight. You may have noticed the oddly placed wall lights. Perhaps not? Well, in one particular shot, you SHOULD have noticed a change in the paintings. Normally, they've looked like this all night..."

"But in this shot, two paintings were made to make an equal sign. The candle lights make two letters: M and W. So the clue is: 'M=W'... Short for 'Mole=Wil'."

[For additional clues, please visit the below thread for behind-the-scenes hints]
https://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/comment/16524202

* * *

V: "And finally, for our last segment so that we can all go to bed.... FAN FAVORITE!
We got lots of votes this year from people all around the world. I will now announce the results of the fan favorite poll..."

V: "Honorable mention to Maya, who came in at a tight second. The audience loved you, but not as much as they loved our first place winner, who is none other than...."

V: "GOVERNOR DAVE BYRD!"

V: "For winning this outstanding achievement, Gov, we've provided a brief montage of all of your best moments throughout the season. Take a looksie at the screen behind me now."

Governor: "Darn it. This certainly won't help the public's perception of me at all..."

Police Officer: "Governor Dave Byrd, you are under arrest for murdering Mike Hawk."

Police Officer: "Right this way, please."

Governor: "I'm not talking until I see my lawyer!!"

Maya: "You DO realize you're not actually going to jail.... right?"

Governor: "...I knew that. Old habits die hard, I suppose?"

*Amidst the confusion the Gov grabs the guard's Tazer-Gun*

Tamela: "A taser gun?? What are you going to do with that, Gov?!"

The Gov: "I told you he was armed Ms. Wakefield, now WE are armed. The advantage is ours!"

*Tamela backs away slowly from Gov*
Tamela: "What do you plan to do with that? Please stay away from me. I've done nothing to you."

The Gov: "HAH! I like you. Takes balls to blackmail someone so openly like that."

Zelinda: "Why call it blackmail? I'd like to think of it as.... an ultimatum of sorts."

The Gov: "Either way, you still have more balls than most of my colleagues, and that's saying something!"

Paul: "Greetings, Brother Dave and Sister Zelinda. Have either of you seen Sister Kaitlin out here?"

Paul: "-Oh, er... Am I interrupting something?"

The Gov: "Drats. He caught us again. Clever duckie. Now will someone GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING CELL?!"

The Gov: "No, I know YOU'RE there, you imbecile! I just thought someone was listening... What were you saying? You hacked the database?"

The Gov: ".......Well that's no good to me, now is it? I know half of their names by now!"
Jan the Camerawoman: "Shoot!"

The Gov: "What about that V woman? Anything on her?"
Jan the Camerawoman: "MOVE!"

The Gov: "Well that's just SO interesting, isn’t it? Except.... She already told me she has Prosopagnosia you idiot!"

The Gov: "What is the point in having an informant in the FBI if they can’t tell you anything?!"

Pacco: "Quick, now!!"
*The Gov coughs loudly as Jan slides behind the couch*

Pacco: "YAS! This is going to lead to SUCH a juicy article! I wonder what the title should be?
'Deposed Politician Remains Shady'? 'Shady Deals Of An Even Shadier Politician'??"

The Gov: "If you want me to complete this mission then you have to give me something I can use or else I could be the next one out. Then where would that get you?"

The Gov: "Hey, don’t you DARE hang up on me, I said don’t you... Hello?? Fucking hell."

The Gov: "Cheeky bastard!"

The Gov: "What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed? Huh? What's that? A DAMN JURY."

V: "The Jury, by a 3-to-1 vote, has found THE GOVERNOR to be guilty of this heinous crime, and has been sentenced to life in prison!"

The Gov: "Arrested?! AGAIN!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! My hands and conscience are clean! My liver.... Not so much."

Pacco: "Wow. Norway sure isn't one to have a grand selection of clothing options!"

The Gov: "You're telling me?? You are practically staring into the sun right now!"

The Gov: "....In OTHER news!!"

Pacco: "Yeees?"

The Gov: *coughing* "I heard that the three of you have been sharing a lot of information in here, and formed a coalition?"

Maya: "SHUT UP! Who told you that??"

Pacco: "Maya!"

Maya: "What?"

The Gov: "HA! No one told me, because YOU just did!! Harharhar!!"

Pacco: "Grrrr.... I just KNEW he had an angle coming in here!"

Tamela: "Someone get me out of this dastardly atrocious orange jumpsuit right this minute! STOP MAKING ME LOOK LIKE AN ORANGE!"

The Gov: "Ooh, I love OJ! And personally, I think it suits you, Ms. Wakefield!" ;-) *coughs*
Tamela: "Gross."

The Gov: "Is that our target?"

Giles: "Yep, according to the Database, this guy's code should be TRAIN."

The Gov: "ACTIVATION: I'll choo-choo-choose TRAIN! Hehe."

Elderly Norwegian: "Cover your nose when you sneeze, ung mann!"

The Gov: "Ma'am, I was not sneezing, merely attempting a funny joke!" *coughs loudly*

Elderly Norwegian: "Blasfemi! You did it again! How incredibly rude! Such inappropriate behavior you Amerikanere display!!"

The Gov: "Look lady, you're really starting to get on my nerves. I cough a lot, and I was NOT sneezing! Really, you should learn to mind your own business."
Elderly Norwegian: "You come into MY land, and tell ME to mind MY own business?!"

The Gov: "That's PRECISELY what I am saying, yes--"
Elderly Norwegian: "KNULL DEG!"

The Gov: "OW!"

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The Gov: "....I hate Norway."

The Gov: "Hello...? Why are the two of you just staring at each other?!"

Paul: "...Huh? I'm not staring at anyone."
The Gov: "Har! I beg to differ."
Giles: "I, uh.... I just think it's funny how purple we all are."

The Gov: "Hmmm.... I've got my eyes on you two..."
Paul: "But you only have one--"

The Gov: "ARGH! I HEARD IT THE MOMENT I SAID IT, GOD-DAMNIT!!"

THE GOV:

"Well, How does it look?
*Points to his new eyepatch*
Is it really that bad? Fucking hell, it hurts. That mad old cow nearly jabbed my eye out with a walking stick of all things!
*Coughs*
It took the camera crew and two medics to get the old fossil off of me! She wouldn't stop attacking me, Every time I coughed she came back for another swing. Where do they find these people?!
I could sue you know! I should sue, I could be blind in my one eye for the next three to five months, my image is ruined! That's not going to do me any favors at the polls is it? Who in their right mind is going to want to vote for "One-eyed Dave" the Political Pirate??
Now I know how Captain Crook feels, just stick Polly the Parrot on my shoulder and be done with it..."

The Gov: "Ohhh, you little devil you. I should've known all along, but no, I was foolish to think that you were a woman of your word. Turns out I'm a bad judge of character, once again."

The Gov: "Our little 'arrangement' is now VOID."

Jan the Camerawoman: "OoOoOoh, SHOCKER! David MisHonest Byrd is playing victim, YET AGAIN!"

Jan the Camerawoman: "This is PRECISELY the reason I preserved some evidence, so that YOU couldn't run from the deal mid-season, JUST AS YOU ARE DOING NOW!!
And I am SO not losing my job over this, so you can bet your ass that I'll be handing over the remaining footage to Production right away."

*The Gov vehemently spits on the floor*

Jan the Camerawoman: "Oh yeah, now that's REAL classy, David!"

The Gov: "You want to see classy!? I'll show you classy....
Fuck your mother,
FUCK your grandmother,
and most importantly........
FUCK you!"

The Gov: "I'm fleeing the country before the authorities catch up with me...
SO LONG, SUCKERS!!!"

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The Gov: "This is ridiculous. I am utterly tired of this show putting me in a bad light! The whole reason I came on here in the first place was to change the public's perception of me, and then, you decide to make a compilation of all my weakest moments?!"

V: "Mr. Byrd, I'm going to have to ask you to calm down. You won fan favorite, so we're only giving the fans what they want."

The Gov: "I've had ENOUGH of your excuses, little miss V for Vendetta!"

The Gov: "We all know you get off in being this mysterious authority figure. I bet everyone else is as curious as I am to see what's behind those glasses."